Special sauces taste of horses and cranberry boot leather
tongue swelling tropical typhus salad and tetanus toast
Retching tensely with internal wrenching torsion
He snaps and rants and raves without end about this unsalted weather.
Cold cut spoiled brat afloat amongst the gravy boat armada
Out of depths inside your crisp cabbage heads
peanut butter celery sailors and crunch time carrot majors
execute the white bread cheese stick traitors
and mechanically bury the vegetative invasion.
Savour these bitter days, mull over the sweet nothings
and turn all your Wednesdays into weekend sandwiches.